I totally forgot the bus on Friday.
We got to the city and someone (and by someone I mean Year 10) broke a brochure holder in the bus. That's correct. Brochure holder. So the bus driver doesn't let anyone off the bus whilst he rants about how he's going to complain to the school and waaaaaaaaaaaah no brochure holder for him!
I can only wonder what sort of statistic this will bring with Tuesday's assembly... "25% of the people on the bus associated with the crime eat peanut butter. 10% of people who eat peanut butter are retarded. As a result atleast 3% of you will fail the IB. Don't mess with brochure holders."
On a more positive note, Johnny gave me a chocolate biscuit and a tictac. Unfortunately I inhaled the tictac by accident thus consuming one calorie without the desired orangy-breath freshness.
Jacqui I heard there was a streaker at your football game ;)
xo
SOPHIE
- Sophie.
- I really prefer cats to human company. I wish I could take photos with my eyes. I collect jars and fill them with anything from buttons to biscuits. I'm vegetarian. I secretly covet the heart of someone who won't care that I'll eat cereal for dinner. I'm not sure what I want from life yet, but I know it will involve living above a shop...
"Also, 15% of brochures feel unloved, while 5% of that 15 will feel depressed and attempt to commit suicide. The rest will fail their EE or TOK, preventing them from receiving their IB diploma. Furthermore..."
ReplyDeleteExpect nothing less. XD